Casting directors, as my husband is fond of reminding me, have a habit of choosing Brummies for characters a bit slow on the uptake. A regular Fast Show sketch featured middle class people discussing the hoi polloi when the least brightest of their number, a Brummie, would chip in to the conversation and met with stony silence. His catchphrase was “I’ll get me coat.”
Quite often when reading other blogs I feel like saying, “I’ll get me coat.” People out there are so darned talented and inventive yet I seem to keep ending up blogging and tweeting about the failure of elementary components of more complex dishes. The fudge that wouldn’t set, the Hummingbird cream cheese frosting that curdled, the confectioners custard that became soup: and today I present to you the Swiss roll that just sort of sat there like a whale stranded on a beach.
Having wanted to invent something myself, so that I hadn’t just copied another recipe out of Harry Eastwood’s Red Velvet Chocolate Heartache I’d attempted to remake my pumpkin buttercream previously seen topping some cupcakes. It went the way of the Hummingbird cream cheese frosting so I frantically whipped up the cream and passionfruit filling that came with the basic recipe for Caramel and Passionfruit Swiss Roll. Meanwhile I was trying to remake Helen Tartelette’s Salted Butter Caramel Sauce because I didn’t have the dulce de leche prescribed in Eastwood’s recipe. It was too runny so I threw loads of icing sugar in it. I needed it to cool down so I had a pool of it in a large flat bowl floating in a sink of icy cold water. All this happened in the “ten minutes” (that became thirty) when my Swiss roll sponge was wrapped in baking parchment and a tea towel on the kitchen table. This is how you cook when you’ve got roughly 90 minutes with a two year old asleep upstairs in the afternoon.
The small quantity of salted butter caramel that I’d cooled in the dish was miraculously the right consistency for spreading on the sponge without soaking straight through it. The whipped cream, sugar and passionfruit tasted very nice. The sponge made it out of the tin in one piece and miraculously didn’t crack when I rolled it up. I had been concerned that my filling would not reach the edge but it oozed out in a fashion that was more messy than abundant.One thing I am quickly learning with food blogging and food photography is that a little styling goes a long way. Some fluffing with a fork made the filling look more presentable and the sheer boring baldness of the top of the cake was rectified by the addition of a few squares of dark chocolate to what was initially a pale caramel sauce before drizzling this upon the top.
After reading some Christmas magazines, I was inspired to rename the Swiss roll a more glamorous roulade . For what is a swiss roll if not an uptight little roulade cake? The difference appears to be in how many times the cake has been rolled. Roulades are a looser oval shape. My cake was neither little nor uptight, it languished lazily across the plate. I couldn’t possibly associate it with those prissy jam roll things in cellophane packets. It wouldn’t fit into one for a start.
As for Brummies being slow, I gleefully point out to my husband that two of the most credible runners up of The Apprentice, Ruth Badger and Kate Walsh, have been savvy business women from the Midlands.
By the way, did I mention that this dessert was gluten free?
Recipe for Caramel and Passionfruit Roulade or Rings, adapted from Harry Eastwood’s Red Velvet Chocolate Heartache
Will make approximately 18 rings or one 33 x 24 x 2cm Swiss roll. Or live dangerously like me and use a smaller tin and make a few rings as well.
Ingredients for the sponge:
2 tbsp icing sugar
100g finely grated carrot
1 tsp vanilla extract
100g caster sugar
1/4 tsp salt
4 medium free range eggs, yolks and whites separated
70g white rice flour
1 tsp baking powderFor the filling:
140ml reduced fat whipping cream, such as Elmlea
2 tbsp icing sugar, sieved
5 passionfruitFor the caramel:
5-6 generous tablespoons of Salted Butter Caramel Sauce by Helen Tartelette
4 chunky squares of dark chocolateTo decorate:
1 or 2 more passionfruit for squeezingYou will need a swiss roll tin or mini ring moulds. Mini Bundt tins would probably be great too.
Method
1. Preheat oven to 180c/gas mark 4. If using a Swiss roll tin line with baking parchment. Sieve a fine sprinkling of icing sugar the surface of the tin(s) to stop the sponge sticking. If you are using mini ring tins, you will not need to line with paper but wipe surface with butter instead. Then sieve icing sugar on the buttered surface.2. Mix the grated carrot and vanilla extract in a small dish. Place the flour and baking powder into another.
3. Sieve the caster sugar into a small bowl with the salt. Spoon 2 tbsp of the sugar into a separate large mixing bowl with the egg whites. Whisk egg whites until stiff. Leave to one side.
4. Tip the egg yolks into caster sugar/salt and whisk for 3-4 minutes until pale and fluffy. Next add in the carrot, flour and baking powder to the egg yolk sugar mixture and combine.
5. Use a spatula to firmly beat one third of the egg whites into the egg yolk mix.
6. Next, now being careful not to knock out air, fold in a further third of the egg whites. Plop your egg white on the top and scoop the egg yolk mixture from underneath with the spatula making a cutting motion through the middle. Repeat until the egg white has just been incorporated. Repeat with rest of the egg white.
7. Carefully pour into the Swiss roll tin or spoon into individual mini ring tins. Tilt the tin to pour it to the corners rather than knocking air out of the mixture with a spatula. Bear in mind the batter doesn’t spread much when cooking.
8. Bake a Swiss roll sponge in middle of oven for 20 minutes. Mini rings will probably only need 10 minutes.
9. For the Swiss roll sponge you need to act quickly to roll it. Initially it is rolled temporarily with the tea towel inside then you unroll to fill and re-roll: Lay a clean tea towel covered with a similar size square of baking parchment on the kitchen table. Have another rectangle of baking parchment the same size ready to put on top of your turned out sponge. Take the tin out of the oven and loosen the edges with a palette knife. Carefully flip the tin over so that your sponge drops gently onto the baking parchment covered tea towel. Peel off the baking parchment which is stuck to the cooked sponge. Place a fresh piece on top. Push the sponge, on the baking parchment up to one end of the tea towel rectangle. Start rolling the fabric of the tea towel towards the edge of the sponge so that you already have a sizeable sausage of fabric to roll into the sponge. As you get to the cake, continue rolling the warm sponge into a cigar shape and tuck the edges under when you finish. Leave to stand for 10 minutes whilst you prepare the filling.
11. If you made mini rings, use a small palette knife to loosen the edges and flip them out. I thought mine would tear but they were quite sturdy. Leave on a cooling rack.
12. Unlike me, you will already have your Salted Butter Caramel Sauce and will not still be making it at this stage. Sieve your icing sugar into the whipping cream and beat for 1 minute with a hand held mixer. Gently fold in the scooped out fruit from your passionfruit.
13. Unroll your sponge from the tea towel and peel off the top sheet of baking parchment. Spread a generous layer of Salted Butter Caramel Sauce all over the inside. Spread the passionfruit cream on top of this.
14. Roll the bulging sponge back up. I found it was quite forgiving. Cracks can be disguised with the sauce.
15. Melt your chunks of chocolate in the microwave for approximately 60 seconds. When soft, stir into the Salted Butter Caramel Sauce. Drizzle over the top of the cake or around the sponge rings.
16. If you’ve made sponge rings, place the chocolate drizzled sponges in the fridge to set for around 30 minutes. Spoon the passionfruit cream into the centre and squeeze more passionfruit juice and seeds on top.
So did I make the best of a bad job? Or do you love it? Tell me what you think below. Don’t hold back now…
See how I got on making other Harry Eastwood recipes for check out the original version in Red Velvet Chocolate Heartache on Amazon.
Clairetweet says
I just wrote a lovely long comment about your smashing looking roulade, but Blogger seems to have eaten it..
It said things about how I have not even attempted such a glorious looking thing since we had to make a swiss roll at school, and how I like the drippy chocolate piccy, that sort of thing! Well done brave lady!
Tracy @ Sugarcrafter says
Looks delicious to me; I want to take that slice out of the last picture!
Hilary says
This one looks delicious. (And maybe you're just more honest than most food bloggers – the rest of us just keep mum about our disasters! 🙂
My sister made another recipe from this book last week and it was the best thing I've had from the book yet. Here's the post: http://www.kitchenist.com/cooking/sweet/and-im-telling-you-no-butter-apricot-and-almond-cake/1616
Morwenna Ellis-Philips says
Wow they look incredible, well done you 🙂 x
MaryMoh says
I love both the mini sponge rings and the roulade…mmm. Sarah….well done. They look awesome and so delicious.